"Fun Size Boobs" - Easily Distracted By Boobies (Uncensored) - 4 inch PVC Patch -
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Approx. 1.75" x 4" imported PVC adult-humor morale patch with hook backing, patch display support, and adult wording review.
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- PVC Patch
- Measures roughly 1.75 inches tall by 4 inches wide
- Hook fastener sewed on back
- A new "Fun Size"
- Imported
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