But Did You Die? - 2x3 Patch
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2" x 3" hook-backed humor morale patch with sarcastic phrase text, camo variation, no loop piece, and artwork review.
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The best question to ask for any situation. A friend tells you that you don't know how to drive...but did you die? Someone says your cooking is shit...but did you die? This embroidered patch answers all of these concerns and more!
- 2 inches high by 3 inches wide.
- Includes hook fastener backing.
- Great for hats, bags and jackets with loop fastener panels.
- Made in the USA, by Tactical Gear Junkie.
- Camouflage pattern will vary by patch depending on placement of patch on fabric.
*Does Not Include Matching Loop Fastener Piece*
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