As Seen on Socials - Well, It's Not Going To Just Suck Itself ... Lord Knows I've Tried - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White
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2" x 4" hook-backed explicit adult/religious phrase patch in Red/White with no color variants and wording review.
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- 2 inches high by 4 inches wide.
- Includes hook fastener backing.
- Great for hats, bags and jackets with loop fastener panels.
- Made in the USA, by Tactical Gear Junkie.
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