As Seen on Socials - Can I Take Your Tits For a Test Drive? - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Black
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2" x 3" hook-backed adult/body-humor patch in MARPAT Desert/Black with no color variants and wording review.
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- 2 inches high by 3 inches wide.
- Includes hook fastener backing.
- Great for hats, bags and jackets with loop fastener panels.
- Made in the USA, by Tactical Gear Junkie.
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